Albino! no punch back

The #7 Special
True Blood
ficlet
prompt was Lafayette/Eric
for Fall Fandom Free For All
potential dubcon situation

( I apologize now for my attempt at porn )

Getting it
Firefly
written for comment_fic
prompt was Kaylee/Simon, tummy ache
ficlet


( I really don't do smut well )

Original Fic: After 8:30, by malnpudl
Remix: After 8:30 (the kinky old man remix)

I wrote kink! for remixthedrabble, well, not really.



We've been researching for hours. Luckily it's not an apocalypse, just a few evil magicians raising a ruckus (demon).

Wesley is on the love seat, Buffy on the recliner. I'm on the couch. It offers me the best view of the other two.

I've got my favourite pen, green, slim, dangling between my fingers.

Over half a century old. Durable, and interchangeable, just like me.

I watch Wesley and Buffy. Wesley watching my hands, Buffy watching my feet. They've each got their kink.

I love the tension.

I'll invite them back for more tomorrow. We'll see which one breaks first.

Watcher's Cup II,
Buffy,
drabble,
prompt was Cup

It was his most valued possession when it came to training a Slayer.

It had saved him more than all the books and watcher's diaries and years of training combined.

He could still remember the day, after he and his father had started talking again, after he finally accepted his duty as a Watcher after that unfortunate Ripper business.

His father had taken him aside and handed it to him.

Obviously it wasn't the same one he's using today. This was the fourth or fifth incarnation.

But as Buffy kicked him in the groin again, Giles thanked all the Gods in heaven for his cup.

Watcher's Cup
Drabble
Buffy
prompt was Cup

Faith sat Wesley down in front of the library's lone computer.

"What exactly are we doing?" he inquired, as he tried to stand up again. "We have important thing to do, I hardly think it's appropriate for me to be wasting time-"

"This'll only take a minute" Faith said, as she layed a Slayer-powered hand on his shoulder and shoved him down.

Xander queued up the Youtube video, hit play and stepped back.

From the office Buffy emerged carrying a videocamera.

But Wesley was too horrified by what was onscreen to notice.

"Good God! What are those two girls doing?!?!" He shouted before gagging.

I've done something terrible....I've written OT3 Runaways smut, between Victor, a toaster and a coffee maker, at least, this is as smutty as I ever get.

Challenge is from Runaways Kink Meme


( cut for length )

A matter of honour, drabble
prompt for open_on_sunday, prompt:shortest and/or longest
Buffy


"Mine is bigger"

"no, it's longer, longer isn't bigger or better. Mine is wide, that's what counts."

From the other side of the door Xander and Willow looked at each other in confusion.

"Okay, pretty sure they're not talking about what I think they're talking about, right?" Xander looked at Willow for confirmation, "I mean girls don't......"

"Uh, not that I know of" Willow said.

"Faith, Buffy, I think you're both a little old to be playing whose got the bigger sword, now put those away and get out your quarter staffs." said Giles.

The swords scrapped as they went back into their scabbards.

The 4 Times Sam and Daniel Didn't Have Sex, and the 1 Time They Did
prompt for sg1_five_things
Stargate

Warning: slightly adult, but only a little.

This fic has been remixed over here


1. It was too hot. Sam can handle the heat-if she has too. But after spending a year on Abydos and a life time doing archaeological digs in deserts Daniel seems to thrive in it.

2. It was too cold. Damn shrinkage.

3. Jack beat him to it.

4. Jack beat her to it.

5. "What do you call this again?" asked Daniel, as he and Sam tried the alien delicacy that had been prepared in their honour. "It is called See'X pudding" said the Alien Ambassador. Sam choked on her mouthful. "We're having Sex?!" She managed to get out around the food in her mouth, with a minimum of spray-age. "Indeed. Is it not delicious?" he replied.

The 5 reoccurring dreams Janet Fraiser has
prompt for sg1_five_things
Stargate


This fic has been remixed here

1)The naked one.
Specifically the naked men of the SGC one. Come on! She's a woman in her prime, who spends her days looking at barely covered, very fit men and she hasn't had a date in years! Who wouldn't have a few libidinous dreams.

It's not like she'd ever act on them...........

2)The one where Cassie dies.
On top of all the usual parental nightmares, Janet has ones where the bomb went off in Cassie's chest, ones where Nirrti wouldn't or couldn't help as Cassie changed from her little girl into a hyc'tar, ones where the NID or the IOA decided she was a threat, or an asset, and take her away for study and Janet never sees her again.

3)the one where SG-6 returned as aliens who got a foothold in the SGC.
Not just because Srgt. Cliffton grabbed her, put his hand over her mouth to stop her from calling out for help and then everything went black. Not just because there was an invading alien walking around, with her stolen her face and thoughts. What wakes her up and keeps her up, pacing until dawn,the worst part is what happened to the real SG-6.

It goes against what she believes in as a doctor, but she hopes they died quickly.

She's not sure why their unknown fate is the one that keeps her up at night. There have been(far too)many people lost, only MIA, and not KIA. But it's their faces she sees.

4)the one where she doesn't make it back to her own reality with the prior plague in time.
She dreams of walking in SG-C halls, up stairwells and through city streets, with nothing but rotting corpses for company(in the dreams her team seems to melt into non existence and she is completely alone). She takes the keys from the hand of a dead man and drives to her house, terrified of what she'll find. But as she opens the door, opens her mouth to call for Cassie, the dream ends.

Every. Single. Time.

5)The one where she gets killed off-world by an errant staff blast.
Then some perky young female doctor shows up and takes over her job.

Because that would have sucked.

She Bangs, or the 5 Mission Reports SG-1 Wishes they never had to file.
prompt for sg1_five_things
Stargate


1)Argos(Cynthia)
No one knows a tactful way to say Col. O'Neill banged a local.

2)P4X-369(herpes)
The one where Daniel caught chicken pox. The worst was as they were walking down the ramp,Hammond had asked how the mission had gone and Jack announced to the entire gateroom that Daniel had caught herpes from a 12 year old boy. SG-1 gaped at O'Neill(except Teal'c, who never gaped), and the rest of the room gaped at Daniel.

"What?"Jack smirked "Chicken pox are a type of herpes."

Now Daniel has to explain that pronouncement, without refuting it, because technically it's true(Daniel had asked Janet during his visit to the infirmary).

He's been staring at his computer screen for a while now. Nothing he could think of would stop people from gossiping, especially with his face covered in bright red sores.

Damn Jack. He was more annoying than the itchiness.

Daniel scratched.

3)Edora (Laira)
Jack couldn't think of a tactful way to say he'd banged a local.

4)M9S-K40 (Foo-foo)
The one with the cannibalistic midgets in bunny suits, intent on sacrificing SG-1 to their pink demon God 'Foo-foo'.

It was just too embarrassing.

5)Earth (1969)
Everyone decided it was best if Jack banging Mrs. Mitchell at the hippie love in was omitted from their reports.

They Are Legends
prompt for sg1_five_things
Stargate

( cut for potential non-con , very mild only slightly non con )

The 5 things the real SG-1 thought when the black SG-1 came thru the gate in Ripple Effect
prompt for sg1_five_things
Stargate


( What's with the gum? )

The 5 ways Teal'c dated Cameron Mitchell
prompt for sg1_five_things
Stargate

1) By asking Cam about Beta videos(versus VHS). His correct answer confirmed that he was at least thirty.

2)By telling Cam that Sodan cloaks only worked on 2 people at once if you held hands. It had worked on O'Neill as well, when he used the same line with the Tollan Phase devices.

3)By getting Cam to participate in a Jaffa rite of unity, or possibly it should be translated as civil union. Linguistic technicalities were more DanielJacksons area of expertise.

4)By covering Colonel Mitchel while he slept in candied nuts from P3X-479. By morning they were impossible to pry off without removing skin. The mission was cut short so he could go to the infirmary to have them surgerically removed. For weeks after Cam smelled vaguely almondy. He actually thought it was pretty funny. Teal'c still doesn't understand the appeal of practical jokes, and has vowed this will be his only one.

5) He invited him "fishing" as that was the code word SG-1 had been using for years.