Albino! no punch back

Bullet
Original
drabble
written for 15 minute ficlet
prompt was bullet



It starts with a bang.

I'm flying, twisting in the wind. I spiral out of the darkness, into life. There's fire behind me, lines scraped into me by my exit. I'm heading out into the world. My life is short, and the person I'm heading for is going down with me.

There's an expression I heard once. Everyone has a bullet with their name on it. The trick is to die from old age before your bullet finds you.

Guess this guy never heard that saying.

I hit my target. Dead center.

We both go down.

It all ends with a whimper.

The difference between season 1 and season 2,
Stargate SG1
ficlet for comment_fic
prompt was Jack/Daniel, can't live with the deception anymore

( give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair, shining, gleaming, shoulder length or longer* )


* I may complete have scewed up the lyrics to that song.

Sherlock Holmes. In Space!
Sherlock Holmes
prompt was Sherlock in space, I went someplace weird with it.
for comment_fic


The meteor sped by, cheerful and glowing. In it's wake the internation space museum of literary and political figures was in ruins, debris drifting slowly, interspersed with bodies, in the cold vacuum of the black.

Drifting in a sinister fashion, moving further from the rest, was the body of Moriarty.

Closing in behind it drifted the corpse of Sherlock, pipe still in his mouth, and behind him, blue and surprised looking; Watson.

xposted at 50wordstory

She was a slip of a thing, clad in a guazy white dress, torn and muddy. There were sticks in her hair.

She was dirty, gross, and tired and this stupid forest went on forever.

How was her human going to finish the novel if his muse was lost in the woods?

An AU where Angel ended in season one
Angel
almost a drabble, (118 words)
prompt was Sun/Son for open_on_sunday

Angel and Doyle stood atop the building. The sky was streaked with reds and oranges and deeping blues.

"Are you sure about this, Angel? You could do a lot of good with a ring like that."

Angel smiled sadly, took one last look as the sun dipped below the horizon then slipped the Ring of Amara from his finger.

He hadn't seen the sun in- fzzt!

Angel exploded into a shower of dust.

Doyle was horrified. He had dead vampire all over his clothes.

"Damn, I must be running fast". He said, looking at his dust covered watch.

With that he picked up the ring, headed to the nearest pawn shop and from there to a bar.

This whole hero thing was a headache.

Original Fic: A Day at the Hellmouth, by malnpudl
Remix: A Day at the Hellmouth:The hackysack remix for remixthedrabble
Drabble

It was stitched from the hide of the most evil cow, on a depraved stretch of ranchland, sewn by demon hands, and enchanted by dark wizards.

They sent him to the hellmouth. His mission: help bring about the apocalypse.

A heavy burden, for a hackysack.

The boy was supposed to be doing research. Hacky flew from his hands, behind the books needed to solve the current situation.

The boy's dive to catch him scattered them everywhere.

Unfortunately he'd played his hand a little soon, and the British gent brought the boys attention back to study.

From inside the boy's picket Hackey plotted out his next move.

I've done something terrible....I've written OT3 Runaways smut, between Victor, a toaster and a coffee maker, at least, this is as smutty as I ever get.

Challenge is from Runaways Kink Meme


( cut for length )

Nuns always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop. It's no wonder you never see any of us walking around. If it's not Angelus wrecking up the convent, it's some yellow eyed jerk who wants to commune with Lucifer.

It used to be you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a few Nuns, now we're like unicorns. Practically fairytale creatures. Being rare has done nothing to stop demons from thinking we're the notch-de-resistance on their belt.


Atheism my butt. It's not secular humanism scaring off new recruits from the priesthood and nunnery. It's that damn Joss Whedon and those Winchester boys.

The Devil's Due
Cracktastic fic, Xover with Reaper (from Fandom of One list) and Supernatural, with shout outs to Angelus(on Buffy), Spike, Firefly, Harry Potter, Whoverse, and Dollhouse (fandoms younger than one year).
for writercon100
as many fandoms as possible in 100 words.


"What's this?" asked Sam, as the Devil passed him a paper.

"It's your list of souls, Sammie Boy" the Devil smiled.

"Uh, yeah, whatever buddy, you've got the wrong guy" said Dean, as he shot Sam a look.

"Voldermort, Angelus, Spike, the Deleks.... aren't these-"

"the worst damned ever to escape hell, Sammie. You don't want their evil in the world do you?"

"Joss Whedon is on this list" Sam said.

"Isn't that the Firefly, Buffy guy? those chicks were hot" Dean said, lost in dirty thoughts.

"Have you seen Dollhouse? Nuff said" the Devil replied.

"well, we can at least check into it," Sam suggested.

The Communist Manifesto, by Dr. Seuss
Original
co-wrote by fearthemeatball

Could you, would you rile the masses?
Would you, could you change their classes?

You do not like it, being poor.
Wouldn't you like having something more?

Hate the rich and all they've got?
Then overthrow them and take their lot!

The Yanks, the Krauts, the British too,
shout down the rich-shout out BOO!

Blame it on the Bourgoise-
they buy your labour for a fee.

The Bourgoise are the impetus
for lifestyles which are ruinious.

Would you, could you bomb the plant?
Destroy the gizmos that make you rant?

Once upon a while ago,
craftsman was the way to go.

Now replaced by the means of production
capitalism makes for beguiling seduction.

Alas the manifesto was quite moot
like the influence of tariff Hawley-Smoot

And damn Desrali and his reform
the mighty revolution now unborn.



authors note -yes, I have problems

Crack fic #1
X-Men

Logan should have realized there was trouble brewing when the precognitive kid holed up in his room with a month supply of food annd refused to come out until "that damn book went away."

The next day Logan noticed a few girls in his self defense class weren't paying attention. That shit just didn't happen in his class. He yelled, they cringed and he figured that was the end of it. The next day they'd brought the fucking book to class with them.

He didn't get the weird apple motif on the cover, and frankly he didn't give a damn. On the way back to his room he passed groups of giggling girls, all with that same book. It was really starting to freak him out. And what was with the all the girls putting sparkles on shit?

By the end of the week he'd pretty much locked himself into his room as well.

Eventually the fad seemed to fade away, as all teen obsessions did and Logan wandered downstairs. It was late, and that kid was watching TV, like he always did at night when everyone else slept.

"Anything good on, kid?"

"not really, just this documentary about the Twihard phenomenon."

"I thought that book was old news?" Logan said, the fear blunt in his voice.

"The first one, yeah, this is about the sequel."

"Sequel?"

"There's gonna be 4 books in total-"the kid turned to look, but Logan was gone,"Mr Logan?"
But Logan was off, already planning his extended trip to northern Canada.

The 5 times Vala was Possessed by June Cleaver
five things fic for sg1_five_things
Stargate


-It involved nostalgia weekend at Daniel's, a really old TV set, and a lightning strike.

-During the events of Momento Mori, while Athena tried to pry her inner most secrets from her mind with the memory device, Vala concentrated on the most inane, most insignificant thing she could think of on the spot - Leave It To Beaver. When the machine blew, thoughts of Leave It to Beaver were all that was left.

- During the events of Momento Mori, Saul, the diner owner, agreed to let her stay on one condition. Val had to help him create his life long dream of being Ward Cleaver. It mostly involved wearing heels and pearls at the same time, and sleeping in separate beds. Val didn't remember much of her life before, but she was pretty sure this wasn't the worst thing she'd ever been through.

- While rifling through some of Daniels artefacts, Vala comes across a case with a necklace inside. She doesn't bother looking at the alien warning, that she couldn't read anyway. If she had been able to read that it said (roughly translated as)"Beware those who would live in the past, especially pasts that never really existed" maybe she would have hesitated putting it on, then again maybe not.

- Ouija Boards really are bad juju.

The 5 Ba'als who ran away and joined the circus
Sort of a five things for sg1_five_things
Stargate


Ba'al didn't know you shouldn't clone clones. By the time he realized that each generation of clone was a little more skewed then the last, a bunch of them had escaped. He recaptured most but 3 were unaccounted for. Years later he saw them on a televised program featuring Cirque de Soliel gymnasts. That day, Ba'al cursed his host body's Gumby like flexibility.

- In a plea bargain with Stargate Command, after his forces had been defeated, he agreed to (among other things) 100 hours of community service at children’s parties. Ba'al hoped that if he was wearing make up maybe no one would recognize him. That hope was destroyed when Gen. O'Neill showed up with a camera and a big smirk.

- One of the clones had just had enough: no dental, long hours and a high mortality rate. Screw it, he thought, I'm getting a job at McDonalds. It was just his luck that all new employees had to wear the costume and greet kids, while on their first day working there.

The 5 things John Shepherd will never tell his brother
Prompt for sg1_five_things

Warning-liberal use of IMDB.com in this post.
Spoilers for the episode Dave was in.

Stargate Atlantis

1) John would tell him that he kind of looks like that guy from Blood Ties, Mike Celluci.

2) John would tell him on a good day he might pass for the guy who played Paceys brother on Dawsons Creek.

Not that he watched that show or anything.

3) John would tell him that he also looks like Dylan Shaw, from the Bold and The Beautiful-his ex-wife's indulgence, not his. Really.

4)John would tell him that he was kind of a jerk, through out both their entire lives.

5) John won't be telling Dave any of these things. Becasue as unpleasant as Dave is, he's pretty much the only family John has left and he loves him.

John won't be telling Dave that either.

50 Crossover/Spinoffs We’ll Never See
prompt for 50 spectaciular over at sg1_five_things
Stargate

1. Teal’c P.I. (he’s a bad motha’)
2. Fargate SG-1 (farbots!)
3. The Samantha Carter Chronicles
4. The Gatemore Girls
5. Gate’s Anatomy
6. Growing up Goa’uldi
7. CSI:Colorado
8. Weather Network’s Jonas Quinn Hour
9. Are You Smarter Than A Theoretical Astro-Physicist?
10. So You Think You Can Be First Prime (elimination round is a beeotch)
11. Loki in Space
12. Take This Hy’tac and Sell It
13. Asguard Idol
14. Who Wants To Be A Reetou
15. The Bald and The Beautiful
16. Bra’tac the Goa’uld Slayer
17. Cassie The Teenage Hyctar
18. Alien Nation(a documentary)
19. Naked Archaeologist (didn’t even have to change the name of this one!)
20. One Day to Relive (over and over and over again)
21. Sam Carter the Science Gal
22. Hammond: Texas Ranger
23. What Not To Worship
24. Crash Test MotherShip (back seat drivers get to run the peltak for 48 hours)
25. Intervention :Sarcophagus
26. Ishta Warrior Princess
27. Stargate Next Generation (reverse polarity!)
28. That 1969 Show
29. Goa’uld Whisperer
30. Bachelorette: Destroyer of Worlds
31. Boy Meets Other Worlds
32. O’Meilly (where everyone knows your name, and if it’s Carter, O’Neill or Jackson you’ll be asked to leave)
33. Jonathon (Jack) and Sam plus Eight
34. Dr. Fraiser Medicine Woman
35. Death Glider Confessions
36. Trading Ships
37. Heliods Kitchen
38. The Bionic Woman (Janet Fraiser, we can rebuild her, we have the alien technology)
39. King of the Red Plains
40. King of Queen Goa’ulds
41. Cooking With Jack (the secret is beer)
42. I Dream Of Jonas
43. Teal’c And Son
44. The Jaffersons
45. Big Dragonflies, With Teeth Hunter
46. Style by Junior (so that’s where he went after Tretonin was introduced!)
47. Leave It To Ba’al
48. That’s So Ra
49. The Gods Next Door
50. Wormhole Xtreme

Look Away Twihards!
for 50wordstory
Twilight

It was done.

Harry removed Gryffindor's sword from Edward Cullen's body with a jerk and turned to Ron and Herminione, who stood over the blue-faced Bella.

"Next time we'll stop them before they get a movie"

"You think Mcgonagall's feminist group is done with Stephanie Meyer yet?" asked Ron.

The Women In Refridgerators Rally is over There
for 50wordstory
multiple fandoms

"I'm Lt. Javis"

"Hi Jarvis." the group chorused.

"I was a soldier on Stargate, and I was killed on my first and only mission-"

"Oh bitch, bitch" whispered Stormtrooper "I've been killed thousands of times"

"By your command" agreed his neighbour.

"Hey! Lets show a little respect here" said Redshirt.

The 5 AUs Where Daniel and Vala Ended Up Together
prompt for sg1_five_things
Stargate

this fic has been remixed here

( Spoilers for Unending, Continuum and various 8, 9, and 10 season episodes. )

The 5 Things Vala Doesn't Know About Herself
prompt from sg1_five_things
Stargate

( They are soon joined by Browncoats, Trekkies, Scappers and several denominations of Whedonists )