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Five Jaffa Fairy Tales, Stargate
Five Jaffa Fairy Tales
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The Boy who cried Kree! - if you yell a warning to the Palace guards, you damn well better mean it.
Goa'uldi Locks and the Three Unas - in which a young Goa'uld comes across three Unas and lays her young in them- the first Unas was too acidic and his primta died, the second Unas was too cold and his primta died, but the third Unas had just the right biological conditions to be host to a God and was rewarded with many riches, unlike the first two who were worked to death in the mines of the Great Goa'uldi Locks.
The Larval Goa'uld and the Fox - the moral of which is to plan your murders carefully, lest your vengeance cost you your life as well.
The Little Hyt'ac that could - young Jaffa are taught to follow orders at all costs, because if you can't get the ship you are piloting to your God's destination, the Jaffa behind you with a staff weapon will...
The Tortoise and the Ha're - which is not a story, but a recipe, that Jaffa mothers have passed down to their daughters for generations. It is a very tasty soup.
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sg1_five_thingsStargate
The Boy who cried Kree! - if you yell a warning to the Palace guards, you damn well better mean it.
Goa'uldi Locks and the Three Unas - in which a young Goa'uld comes across three Unas and lays her young in them- the first Unas was too acidic and his primta died, the second Unas was too cold and his primta died, but the third Unas had just the right biological conditions to be host to a God and was rewarded with many riches, unlike the first two who were worked to death in the mines of the Great Goa'uldi Locks.
The Larval Goa'uld and the Fox - the moral of which is to plan your murders carefully, lest your vengeance cost you your life as well.
The Little Hyt'ac that could - young Jaffa are taught to follow orders at all costs, because if you can't get the ship you are piloting to your God's destination, the Jaffa behind you with a staff weapon will...
The Tortoise and the Ha're - which is not a story, but a recipe, that Jaffa mothers have passed down to their daughters for generations. It is a very tasty soup.
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